Night Crumbs

Mission: Impossible 7 co-stars, Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell, who never confirmed their totally real and not-at-all-made-up love, have apparently broken up after less than a year of being “together.” I’m sure hearts were broken, specifically the hearts of their publicists who couldn’t come to an agreement during contract negotiations.  But, this is really good news for Hayley since she dodged being the next Bride of LRonHubbardStein and it’s also good news for David Miscavige since I’m sure Tommy is crying tears onto his warm bosom right now. Scientology’s got Tommy all to themselves again! – CinemaBlend

And in wonderful news for the real-life Richie Riches of the world,  they no longer have to break out in hives when their rich parents force them to wear a $250 Burberry rag like a peasant. Because the Olsens’ luxury fashion label, The Row, is doing a kids line. So prepare to see Cardi B’s baby crawling around in a $2000 cashmere disposable diaper and a $3000 onesie made of rhino leather – Lainey Gossip

While on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Mila Kunis continued to talk about her kids’ bathing habits and said that they do touch some kind of water (the pool, sprinklers, etc..) at least once a day. Mila also mocked The Rock for letting everyone know he showers regularly. At this point, Mila should probably soak in a bath full of STFU, but I’m sure Ellen DeGeneres was loving it and thought to herself, “Well, at least everyone is talking about YOUR messy situation instead of mine!” – Celebitchy

British vision of pure glamour and mother to Harvey Price, Katie Price, is down and out again after she crashed her car while driving on a suspended license – BBC

Netflix released some basic streaming numbers for its shows and movies, and well, it looks like 67 million accounts tuned in to Sex/Life solely to take in the sight of that big dick – Pajiba

FYI: Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a boyfriend again. Well, Tommy Cruise is single now… – Just Jared

Because I guess The View’s COVID-19 scare wasn’t frustrating and embarrassing enough for them, they had political flop Caitlyn Jenner on today’s show – Queerty

If Jurassic Park sent a contestant to the Miss Universe pageant, her “country” costume would be the shit that Tyra Banks wore on Dancing with the Stars last night – SOW


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